SPRING HAS SPRUNG, DUMBASS!!
Just kidding, I didn’t mean that. Too harsh off the bat, I get it, and I apologize, but I would love if you stuck around and checked out the newest release of Pig’s Digest, Issue #5, it is once again all it’s cracked up to be. The nation’s favorite mega-zine, 44 pages of pictures and poetry, all original art. Not to mention an album review by yours truly, talking about the mighty Melvins, and last but not least a uniquely exquisite drink recipe, just in time for summer time sipping.
So if you would like to acknowledge and accept the digestion process, please indulge and buy yourself a copy. Seldom do you get to experience this kind of raw, unadulterated nonsense packaged in such conveniently stapled folded paper. It’s powerfully pocket sized & gutter butter gospel!!! …. learnin’ to love and lovin’ to learn…..
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!
(if you’re not - no refund, sorry bud. tough luck and get better opinions, so i guess it’s not really guaranteed, nvm)
SPRING HAS SPRUNG, DUMBASS!!
Just kidding, I didn’t mean that. Too harsh off the bat, I get it, and I apologize, but I would love if you stuck around and checked out the newest release of Pig’s Digest, Issue #5, it is once again all it’s cracked up to be. The nation’s favorite mega-zine, 44 pages of pictures and poetry, all original art. Not to mention an album review by yours truly, talking about the mighty Melvins, and last but not least a uniquely exquisite drink recipe, just in time for summer time sipping.
So if you would like to acknowledge and accept the digestion process, please indulge and buy yourself a copy. Seldom do you get to experience this kind of raw, unadulterated nonsense packaged in such conveniently stapled folded paper. It’s powerfully pocket sized & gutter butter gospel!!! …. learnin’ to love and lovin’ to learn…..
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!
(if you’re not - no refund, sorry bud. tough luck and get better opinions, so i guess it’s not really guaranteed, nvm)